{"id":520,"date":"2012-02-02T17:34:26","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T00:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexanderbrantley.com\/?p=520"},"modified":"2012-02-02T17:34:26","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T00:34:26","slug":"first-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ivy-witter.com\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"First Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

My son just told me his first made-up story —<\/p>\n

Alex: Dinos in classroom<\/p>\n

Me: Dinosaurs were in your classroom?<\/p>\n

Alex: Da. (His form of ‘yes’ – maybe it is the Russian blood, but that is how he has always said ‘yes.’)<\/p>\n

Me: What happened next?<\/p>\n

Alex: Teachers running.<\/p>\n

Me: What did you do?<\/p>\n

Alex: Alex play with books.<\/p>\n

Me: So dinosaurs were chasing your teachers while you played with the books.<\/p>\n

Alex: Da.<\/p>\n

Of course, maybe this isn’t a made-up story. \u00a0Then he must have had a crazy day at school today!<\/p>\n

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